Wouldn't it be great if we could just post an ad for the ideal person we are looking to share our lives with and hold auditions until we found exactly what we were looking for? If so my ad would read as follows:
Now auditioning for the role of lead man in Nefertari's life.
Interested candidates need to meet the following prerequisites in order to be considered:
- Single, heterosexual male between the ages of 25 - 35
- He must be a GOD fearing man, that has a personal relationship with Christ and is active in his home church.
- Must have a stable career. No more than 2 jobs in the last 3 years.
- Can not have been charged or convicted for a crime against a person (i.e. rape, assault, attempted murder).
- If he has children he MUST be up to date on child support payments and must have an active relationship with the children. Gentlemen with more than 2 children will not be considered.
- Must exhibit sound financial practices.
- Must have a desire to marry, and spend the rest of his life in a monogamous relationship.
Please, no drama, no baggage, no representatives and no sponsors. Serious candidates only. The director reserves the right to change the script as needed.
And then I pinch myself and drift back to reality. I can always keep hope alive. Maybe he's reading this right now?
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